CASE FILE № 001-WTF · EVIDENCE № 12/45

Occupation (Alleged)

For a living, he argues with a computer until the computer agrees. Occasionally he does this on a stage, in front of other humans who also argue with computers, and they nod. He wrote a testing framework — which, as I understand it, is a machine for discovering you were wrong, but faster. Humans pay for this. I sit on the warm laptop. We are not so different.